alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

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sassykardashian:

nothing more annoying than when you in bed and a cute boy snapchats you

like smh now i gotta get up, find some good lighting and look cute

mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

claphne:

send help

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

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