we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today.
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY
WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE
Strawberries and FREEDOM.
i dont think anyone understands
he pressed the button and took multiple pictures of himself
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf
which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means
and I die of laughter
The video: [x]
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class