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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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spyroflame0487:

I have discovered that Jimmy Neutron’s hair fits almost perfectly onto Donkey Kong’s head.

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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